Averagemrme

Subscribe to YAYcrew channel!!!!!

2010-01-02T04:45:00.000-08:00

Hey guys!

Wanna know something?

I just create my own channel in Youtube™

go to this website

http://www.youtube.com/user/YAYcrew

and click the SUBSCRIBE button!

rate and comment on our video!

even if you don't like it :)

Here is our FIRST ever video uploaded!

Johnny Depp as the Riddler in the upcoming new Batman Movie??

2009-12-11T21:40:00.000-08:00

This is a group to just show a support for the talented actor, Johnny Depp , to play the role as 'Riddler' in the new 'Batman Movie'. Even though its just rumors, but the ending of the Dark Knight doesn't show it ended there.

November 12, 2009 - Michael Caine(the butler in Batman Begins & The Dark Knight) doesn't sound that enthusiastic about the future of the Batman franchise.

In an interview with British magazine Shortlist, the actor -- who played Butler Alfred in Batman Begins and The Dark Knight -- said: "As for the future... if they ever make another Batman I will be in, I will be the butler..."

He went on: "But I don't know if they are ever going to make another Batman. If they do it won't be for quite a while."

Sounds like bad news for fans of the Caped Crusader then, with Batman 3 seemingly a long way off. Let us know your thoughts below.

September 22, 2009 - MTV News caught up with Michael Caine at the Toronto Film Festival yesterday, and quizzed the British star (who played Alfred in Batman Begins and The Dark Knight) about the future of Batman 3.

"There is nobody, there's no script, there's nothing," he told them. "It can't possibly be made before 2011 because Inception [director Christopher Nolan's next film] is such a big picture."

Caine said the studio wasn't giving him any updates because he kept spilling the beans, then promptly revealed that as far as he knew, the rumour linking Pirates of the Caribbean star Johnny Depp to the role of The Riddler was false.

Caine: This won't be happening anytime soon.

He said: "Johnny Depp is great in anything, but there is no Johnny Depp in this Batman. They tell me in no uncertain terms.

Article 'http://movies.ign.com/articles/'

But I'm rest assure you guys that if you support this group and we have tons of members, Christopher Nolan might actual think of considering Johnny Depp in playing the role as 'The Riddler' in the new batman movie

JOIN THIS GROUP IN FACEBOOK TO SHOW YOUR SUPPORT! http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=200878728103&ref=nf

Cokie The Clown

2009-11-23T03:31:00.000-08:00

Cokie The Clown - EP NOFX

BIGGEST FLASH MOB! (24TH OPRAH SEASON) VID++

2009-11-19T05:51:00.000-08:00

THIS PROBABLY THE BIGGEST FLASH MOB EVER!

CHECK IT OUT!

Paranormal Activy?? Best horror Movie in Decades??? +VID

2009-11-17T05:54:00.000-08:00

Hey guys. I have watched the new movie which is called Paranormal Activity. The movie was based on 'The Blair Witch Project' 2 years back and in 2009 they released the new one which I have watched it with my friends

To be honest, its really quite boring at first but the climax really makes me wanna jump out from my seat! This is the only horror movie that scared the shit out of me!

Suspense 5/5

Scary 5/5

Plot 3.5/5

__________

Total 13.5/15 (nicely done)

p.s YOU HAVE GOT TO WATCH THE ENDING WITHOUT CLOSING YOUR EYES OR COVERING YOUR EARS! THE ENDING MAKES IT ALL WORTH YOUR MONEY!!

Vid

Paramore - Use Somebody (cover) +vid

2009-11-09T22:24:00.000-08:00

I love this cover!

5 stars! feel free to comment at the tag board (:

Random Pics just for fun!! (:

2009-11-03T23:10:00.000-08:00

Hey guys!

I'm going to post some random pics!

Hope you enjoy!

And don't forget to leave your tag behind!

or I might have to shoot you!!

I'm serious

Foward Track Program?? For BPGHS students only

2009-10-29T23:53:00.000-07:00

Forward track program helps us students not to enjoy so much during the holidays and not to forget our education.

And this brings me to only one question

Does it really help?

Well, probably most of you guys will disagree as you have no 'mood' to study or learn anything after the exams

This is because holidays were meant to enjoy.

But so far I have not enjoyed anything during the holidays.

Maybe it's because I had nothing better to do then to keep myself occupied with online games and blogging. But trust me; you will get bored with it within minutes.

Sometimes, I wished that holidays are ending and school is starting.

But when school has already started, it means -HOMEWORK HAVE GOT TO BE FINISHED

Today = Boredom!! ):

2009-10-29T03:35:00.001-07:00

Nothing much happened today

I'm so tired after playing DOTA for four hours straight and my head starting to ache

going to sleep now and maybe I will go online later maybe

-averagemrme

WTH?! ASYRAAF AND NIZAR DID THIS!!!

2009-10-28T02:54:00.000-07:00

credit to nizar and ash
):

Yesterday's Mentalist was not that good?!?!

2009-10-28T01:51:00.000-07:00

Hey guys! I'm here to post about yesterday show that I watched. Mentalist.

Well it's not that good. used to be but now not so. I've been following the show since it aired on channel 5. I thought the show was about a guy who could manipulate people's mind. But recently, it doesn't show that much. Just a guy who solve case with a plan brilliant plan of course.

You have got to watch the Mentalist. The shows is every Tuesday at 10.p.m on Channel 5 (mediacorp channel)

Here is some pics of the hot Patrick Jane. not that I'm in love with that guy. Its just that most girls think he's hot (:

Addictive TV series and online games?!?! (PICS++)

2009-10-26T23:15:00.000-07:00

Talking about cocaine and heroin, I know these are harmful drugs that are so addictive if once consumed. How about if you're addicted to lets say TV shows or online games??

Well, precisely thats not the point about what I'm going to post anyway. LOL

I'm going to post what I shows I have been watching and what games I have been playing.

First of all, the TV series which called 'Fringe'. I would not missed a single episode! well there was once.... but nevermind.

Its about how they solve these mysterious crimes which of course involves science. Its not like CSI or Criminal minds but its in fact like those kinds of sci-fi movies.

Basically, seeing the word sci-fi means Startrek or Star wars but obviously its not. :P
More to stuffs like breaking the law of sciences. Etc, human going through a solid wall, building a time machine, talking to the dead. Come to think of it, its sounded foolish to watch these kinds of shows but I rest assured you guys these show is damn worth to watch. I mean it. (:

Another thing is that an online game that I have been playing for the past 4 years. Ouh hell I'm a GEEK ):

Its called DOTA (Defense of the Ancients). If you heard this from your friend or bf or gf or even from your dad (who knows your dad has been playing it at work!!) That means you have never play it YET! haha :P

Me, as a blogger, advised to those who have not play it YET to simply play tehee.
Play it once and see it for yourselves. If the game doesn't suite you well then TRY HARDER :)
Here are some pictures

Red Devils were beaten by The Reds?!?! (video highlights of the game)

2009-10-26T02:12:00.000-07:00

Title says it all. I was so frustrated by the team play of Manchester united in Anfield Stadium. Rio Ferdinand was still not up to standard like he used to be and worst of it all, Vidic were to sent off at the 88th minute? I don't know exactly whats the time but you get the point. They were beaten not by one goal BUT two!

If I were Sir Alex Ferguson, I will probably drop dead due to a heart attack.

First on the table, drop to second, reached back to top, then fucking drop to second. I knew by now all the Chelsea fans were relieved because their prayers have been answered, but deep inside, deep deep inside, I have this feeling that Manchester United will be top again in no time. I hope so *Gulp

Here is the highlights ):

Tegan & Sara new album AND Dan Brown's new novel?????

2009-10-25T20:32:00.000-07:00

Hey guys. I'm back for more posting! (: As you know that I'm crazed for Tegan and Sara new songs in their new album which is called 'Sainthood' - omg sounds cool!

Well I've GOT IT! :P For those who wants to listen you could go visit their myspace accounthttp://www.myspace.com/teganandsara or you could listen to an online radio right here! athttp://averagemrme.blogspot.com/. Times and dates will be shown soon

Another good news is that Dan Brown has released his 5th novel and also 3rd Robert Langdon's adventure! Which is called 'The lost Symbols' - sounds religious.. well we 're not suprised...

Here are some pictures! Enjoy!

Track list

Disc 1

1	"Arrow"
2	"Don't Rush"
3	"Hell"
4	"On Directing"
5	"Red Belt"
6	"The Cure"
7	"Northshore"
8	"Night Watch"
9	"Alligator"
10	"Paperback Head"
11	"The Ocean"
12	"Sentimental Tune"
13	"Someday"

BLOG IS WELL AND ALIVE (26/10/09)

2009-10-25T20:20:00.001-07:00

Hey guys! As all of know by now that this blog seemed dead to you. You're WRONG! teehee! (:

Its been a busy week for me with exams and well, school and ... blah blah blah. You get the point

Well , this is my first post since back in March? wth?!

Anyway, Its good that I'm into blog again. (:

So, I hoped all of you will frequently visit my blog! And btw, this blog will hosted an online radio

broadcasting live from my home :)

KEEP IN TRACK
love,
AverageMrme

2009-07-03T01:57:00.000-07:00

this blog is not dead!

blog will update soon!

so in the meantime, do click on my nuffnang ads

sorry guys ><

Michael Jackson died at the age of 50

2009-06-25T20:22:00.000-07:00

Michael Jackson, dead at 50
(click picture to see video)

The king of pop is dead. Paramedics were unable to revive Michael Jackson after he was rushed to the hospital due to suffering a heart attack. An ambulance was called to his Los Angeles' home after a 911 call was placed at 12.21 p.m, Thursday. Reports say that paramedics administered CPR after racing to the scene.

He was one of the most elusive famous celebrity in the world who would spent a bulk of his lifetime on the spotlight despite the intense media.

His death will be mourn by millions of his fans around the world.

Rest In Peace ; Michael Jackson

Nuffnang - Nokia Blogging Contest!

2009-06-23T21:27:00.000-07:00

Its about time for me to change my handphone. :)

And I hope it will be the N96 Comes With Music Edition.

So thats my erm so-called 'song titles'

Hope you will pick me to win that awesome handphone! :)

Averagemrme sign off
"Shake up with Nokia Comes with Music"

Wednesday - Dear Diary

2009-06-23T06:21:00.000-07:00

Woke up around 10 in the morning. And as usual, Mother left for work and therefore no foods in the kitchen. So forced myself to cook Maggi noodle just to let myself feel not so hungry. Called my mum to check whether she had bought for me lunch. Then I ask her to buy for me a cup of Coffee C (Coffee with evaporated milk) at Yakun Kaya Toast? (I dont know)

Then went out to play soccer with my friends.

Oh how I wish this holiday will end very soon.
:/

Due to the h1n1 virus flu outbreak in Singapore
There will be no Uniform Group Camp

Should I be happy
or sad?

Happy - No camp
Sad - Rot at home

I felt miserable without school
Yes I said it :/

And by the way guys, tomorrow is the movie premier of Transformers!
I'm so going to watch that! :)

Post responses (http://littleyellow-lorry.blogspot.com/)

2009-06-20T06:55:00.000-07:00

Hey guys!
I'm here to response to my friend's post about her Nuffnang' Analytics.

http://littleyellow-lorry.blogspot.com/

Now its my turn heheh...

PLANET MARS?!?!

Tegan & Sara - Living Room (Ameoba Records)

2009-06-19T23:54:00.000-07:00

I find Tegan's way of singing is so cooool.
This is just some random post
Hope you guys like it :)

Sims 3 Review!

2009-06-17T22:45:00.000-07:00

Hey Guys!
I have just bought myself a PC game which is called

SIMS 3

and it was awesome!
Basically, its the same as Sims & Sims 2
But the graphics are way better than the last 2
The latest Sims game is also the greatest, striking a terrific balance between the fresh and the familiar.
Here are some pictures of the gameplay
Trust me guys, Its awesome! :P

Monday blues.

2009-06-15T04:34:00.001-07:00

Hey readers. I'm here to post about today :} 15/06/09
Woke up at around noon, and realized I was damn smelly.
Took a long nice hot shower to remove the bad odor :S
Subsequently, noticing all my families were dead sleeping on their room,
I quickly switched on the computer for awhile. Check some updates here and there.
I was so damn bored with myself I started watch some Youtube Videos
and
manage to blog-hop as well..
Multi-tasking? Heheh
I cant wait for the holidays to be over.
Yet, school seemed so boring but not as boring as the holidays
(If you are a lazy dude/babe like me).

And.. Yesterday, I watched Girls out loud on channel 5 at 1.00am in the morning?
I think that WENDY girl from xiaxue.blogspot.com
is just too lucky enough to be as what she is now.
DAMN she is POPULAR :}

And Btw, will post more so keep visiting my blog you guys! :))

Vlogger vs Blogger

2009-06-14T22:16:00.000-07:00

due to technical difficulties,
my music play list wont be working for awhile.
will be fix it as soon as possible

Vlogger vs Blogger

Should I change to Vlogger? For those who didn't know what is 'Vlogger', it means Video Blogging. That means all my post will be some random videos about my life. Does it sound cool to you? Few years back I did vlog about some funny stunts we did
here in Singapore. Its called 'Y.A.Y'. Its not that popular but there's some people who watched it :P

So, im thinking of becoming a 'vlogger' than 'blogger'. So what do you guys think?
Should I change it to Vlogger? :}

2009-06-13T00:15:00.000-07:00

Cristiano Ronaldo

moving to...

REAL MADRID?!

hell yeah.

For how much??

ermm..

about

130 MILLION EUROS?!?

Report from BBC :

The 21-year-old has been criticised in England for his role in the sending off of United team-mate Wayne Rooney when Portugal beat England in the World Cup.

"I should get out of Manchester as the circumstances are not right," he said.

"Nobody stood up for me and my desire is to play in Spain. Will it be Real or Barcelona? It will be one of them."

Ronaldo claimed: "For some time I haven't had any support from my chief executive (David Gill) or my coach (Sir Alex Ferguson). They should have come out in my defence but no-one did.

"I am calm, I know I have done a good job and I've grown a lot in this World Cup, from a physical point of view and a mental one. In the next few seasons I will be even better."

Ronaldo is under contract at Old Trafford until 2010 and boss Sir Alex Ferguson said last week he expected the player to report for pre-season training.

said: "There isn't a problem with the boy and I don't expect any problems.

"When people have been involved in a bid to become president at Madrid they have used clubs like ours."

New Real manager Fabio Capello said it was good news that Ronaldo was considering a move to The Bernabeu.

"He is a Manchester United player but everyone wants to come to play here and I think he really wants to and this is good news for me," said Capello.

"We will have to wait and see but at the moment I cannot say anything."

Ronaldo joined Manchester United from Sporting Lisbon for £12.24m in August 2003.

Former Celtic boss Martin O'Neill said Ferguson was the ideal person to diffuse the Rooney/Ronaldo disagreement.

He told BBC Radio Five Live: "One of the greatest managers of all time should sort that problem out, and I don't think he's had too much difficulty in the past.

"What do you do on the first day of training? I think you would have to lighten the mood.

"There will be a few weeks now after the World Cup is over before Manchester United meet up, and I think there might be a time of reflection for both of them, and I honestly think that they should put it to the side."

East Coast Outing! 09/06/09 PICS & VIDS!

2009-06-11T05:04:00.000-07:00

AND THE TAKING OF PELHAM 123
I RATED IT 4/5 STARS!
VERY GOOD MOVIE

AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY MUM! 11/06

EAST COAST OUTING!
WITH FRIENDS
(WHICH COST ME A FINE OF $300 FOR LITTERING)

(the black puddle ;Thats my vomit!)

Tegan and Sara upcoming Album in 2009???

2009-06-07T03:15:00.000-07:00

Tegan & Sara recording new album?

YES!

Tegan & Sara are recording their new album. I still have not know what are their

album's title but I have no doubt that they will released it this year!

These bands are also releasing their new album in 2009!

'The Decemberists'

'Andrew Bird'

'Yeah Yeah Yeahs'

'Patrick Wolf'

'An Horse'

'Metric'

'Eisley'

(Sara in the studio)

check out their
myspace ; http://www.myspace.com/teganandsara
website ; http://teganandsara.com/

Top 5 books (recommended)

2009-06-06T19:11:00.000-07:00

Tag reply:
Matthew xD Why all your post all like advertising stuff one?! Movies, Old people.Youtube. GOT YOUR LIFE?! Like currently now? LOL! Anyway! TAGGED XD
Averagemrme "because nothing interesting happened to my life YET. Will update it when the time is right. :P

Hi readers! I am back to post about the top 5 recommended books for you!

I'm not the 'bookworm' type of guy but I find this books quite interesting/fun to

read it.

Its not 100% good but most of the books have won several awards.

So here it goes..
(this books were arranged randomly/not sorted)

(Eddie travels to heaven and meets his first person, the Blue Man. The Blue Man informs Eddie that he is going
to meet five people in heaven whose lives he has somehow affected. The Blue Man tells Eddie how he is
indirectly responsible for his death: When Eddie was a child, he and Joe were playing with a ball that bounced
into the street. Eddie ran into the street to get the ball as the Blue Man was driving by. The Blue Man swerved
out of the way, terrified that he would hit Eddie. Eddie ran safely back out of the street but the Blue Man was
still extremely anxious having almost hit him. His anxiety caused him to drive recklessly and hit another car,
which killed him. The Blue Man teaches Eddie his first lesson, which is that events are not random and lives
intersect for a certain reason.)

(Christopher Boon, the main character, is an mathematically-gifted autistic teenager, living in Swindon. His father, Ed, tells him his mother (Judy) was killed by a heart attack two years earlier. One night, he discovers the dead body of Wellington, his neighbour's pet poodle, speared by a garden fork. Mrs. Shears, Wellington's owner, calls the police. Christopher comes under suspicion in the dog's death, and is wrongfully arrested. He decides to investigate the dog's death. However, he is severely limited by his fears and difficulties when interpreting the world around him.)

(Amir, a well-to-do Pashtun boy, and Hassan, a Hazara and the son of Amir's father's servant, Ali, spend their days in a peaceful Kabul, kite fighting, roaming through the streets and being boys. Amir’s father (who is generally referred to as Baba, "daddy", throughout the book) loves both the boys, but seems critical of Amir for not being manly enough. Amir secretly fears his father blaming him for his mother’s death during childbirth. However, he has a kind father figure in the form of Rahim Khan, Baba’s friend, who understands Amir better, and is supportive of his interest in writing stories. Amir tells us that his first word was 'Baba' and Hassan's "Amir,' suggesting that Amir looked up most to Baba, while Hassan looked up to Amir.)

(Mature 18: Relentlessly cynical and fucking funny. One of Kultgen's accomplishments is that he has created a tale that has a crunchy, amusing coating, a creamy, despair-filled center, and is topped with a fine drizzle of uncomfortable truth. You may not see yourself as the Average American Male, but no heterosexual man can deny having had at least some of the same thoughts cross his mind. Some reviewers have complained that the character in the book is one-dimensional and does not really represent the average American male. Sorry, but most men are narcissistic, sex-obsessed s***-bags. I would know. In an case, pretty much ALL the characters are sexual caricatures. The total focus on sexual relations is the point. Some reviewers have found this book to be crude and mean-spirited. And yest, it definitely is both those things. But, what drives the book is an underlying sense of despair and emptiness in the main character's life - his existence has been boiled down to the pursuit of sex and playing video games. With nothing to care about except "blowing a load," the Average American Male is doomed to boredom and dissatisfaction. This is not only a commentary on sexual relations, but the emptiness of American culture in which Sex and Money is the national religion.)

(What Langdon finds at the murder scene frightens him: the symbol appears to be authentic, and the secret society of legend, long thought to be extinct, seems to have resurfaced. Kohler calls Vetra's adopted daughter Vittoria to the scene, and it is later revealed that the Illuminati have also stolen a canister containing a quarter of a gram of antimatter — an extremely dangerous substance with immense destructive potential comparable to a small nuclear weapon, a potential unleashed upon contact with any form of normal matter. When charged with electricity at CERN, the canister's magnetic field controls the drop of antimatter to float suspended in a high vacuum, ensuring safety; but when it was taken away from its electricity supply, it automatically switched to its back-up battery, which will only power it for 24 hours, at which point the antimatter will fall, come into contact with the base of the canister, and self-destruct. Illuminati have placed the stolen canister somewhere in Vatican City, with a security camera in front of it, as its digital clock counts down to the explosion.)

1442 Views on YOUTUBE

2009-06-06T05:38:00.000-07:00

1442 VIEWS

my first ever video to reach that HIGH

its not so high but to me its HIGH :P

ps;do not give any negative comment. I know the voice kinda suck BIG TIME :/

Words of Wisdom

2009-06-05T04:13:00.000-07:00

Funny Words of Wisdom

If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

When you eat a candy bar or have a wonderful dessert, have a diet drink. The calories are cancelled out by the diet drink.

I love deadlines...especially the 'whooshing' sound they make as they fly by.

When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.

What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

How can there be self-help "groups"?

Is there another word for 'synonym'?

The speed of time is one-second per second.

Is it possible to be totally partial?

What is another word for 'thesaurus'?

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.

Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

Official New Moon Trailer 2009 (VIDEO)

2009-06-03T04:53:00.000-07:00

HI GUYS!

Heard about the Twilight saga : New Moon?
Yeah its coming soon on end of the year?
Cant really tell you the actual date because I myself had no idea
when is the release date :S
So here the Official Trailer! Enjoy! Please comment :P

Here are some of the upcoming movies in 2009!

Holloween at Night Safari (2008 +PICS)

2009-05-31T23:16:00.000-07:00

Hi readers. I'm back from my school. Had Mother Tongue's exam :X

I am going to post about a trip to Night Safari. It was during the Halloween and

during that time they had the Halloween edition at Night Safari. Cool? HELL

YEAH! I'm so going there this year! lol

Enjoy the pics people! :D

(ps; the ghost were quite scary :S)

scarecrow..

some ghost tree or something

Bill : WITCH!

Return of the mummy

This ghost is the scariest...(when its dark)

same thing as this one

I dressed as Mr Nightmare with Emily (:P)

END OF POST THANK YOU :D

Dead beat! (+pic)

2009-05-31T07:06:00.000-07:00

Mr & Mrs Smith
1967-2009
R.I.P

Hi guys! Going to post a short post. Been busy studying for the upcoming 'o' level

Malay Paper which is on 1/06/09. Oh Shit. :/

Here are some few updates (will not elaborate)

- Chelsea won the F.A Cup

- Singapore confirmed the 5th case of the h1n1 flu virus

- Upcoming movie (sequel to the movie : Borat) Bruno (which I doubt will be showing
here in Singapore :S)

-Will be linking as soon as possible (I promise)

End of post! Enjoy your holidays!(for students)
Enjoy your work! (for employment)
Enjoy relaxing on your sofa! (for unemployment & housewives)

Singapore No.1 Stand Up Comedian : Kumar (Drag Queen) 100% guaranteed will make you laughs! (+PICS & VIDS)

2009-05-29T02:38:00.000-07:00

Kumar. The most well-famoused for his or should I say her hilarious Stand-Up.

He/She (:P) is a typical Singaporean who tends to get away will all his *racist* or

*anti-government* acts on the stage. Kumar (the name means "young man" in his

native Tamil language) is gay and the country's first and reigning drag queen. But

most remarkable of all for this straight-laced nation, he is astonishingly popular

in a country where cross-dressing is not exactly in vogue, and homosexuality

remains illegal. I'm going to post some pics *Kumar* & some videos of his Stand-

Up acts. Hope you guys enjoy the videos.

*If you're a Singaporean and you didnt find it funny about his acts, its either that you have no

sense of humor or you just plained dumb :S

Barcelona WON the Champions League! (+PICS!!)

2009-05-28T02:07:00.001-07:00

All hopes were gone for Manchester United third cup when Spanish Champion

Barcelona FC beat them 2-0 in the Champions League Final.

Barcelona 2 Manchester United 0
Samuel Eto'o
Lionel Messi

I felt disappointed with the team's effort as they could'nt manage to beat them >:(

Nevertheless, here are some photos of the game :S

No Boundaries - better sang by Adam Lambert or Kris Allen

2009-05-26T06:14:00.001-07:00

I been getting a lot of comments about the american idol winner -Kris Allen.

And most of them says that Adam Lambert version of 'No Boundaries' is waay better

than Kris Allen. To me, personally, I think Kris Allen version of 'No Boundaries' is

better than Adam Lambert as Adam tends to scream while singing. Kris smooth and

so called 'ordinary' version captured alot of listeners' heart when he sang that song.

To me, both singers have their own orginality. But Kris sang the song much more

nicer.

I am going to post two audio tracks

1)Adam Lambert Version

2)Kris Allen Version

And I want you guys to vote who sings the best. Goodluck. :D

Post Exam Concert! (+PICS!)

2009-05-25T05:15:00.000-07:00

Hi Guys! I'm back! I'm going to post

about the post-exam concert

Overall, its quite a interesting and yet fun concert!

My performance was overall 'OK'.

I think D:

Nobody seemed like our performance.

Sad.

Fuck it.

Here are some photos we took

ps; In case you guys were wonderin why there is two people with the same face..
Averagemrme has a twin bro :D
Allie = Georgie :D
lol

done xD

will update more next time! :D I promise. In the mean time

lets all just FUCK IT.

><

Roses are damn RED!

2009-05-23T09:38:00.000-07:00

BEEN BUSY LATELY
WITH SCHOOL AND OTHER CRAP
WILL UPDATE MORE
I MEAN I 'MUST'
UPDATE MORE!
DAMN SHIT.
PLEASE DO SUPPORT MY BLOG
AND I WILL GIVE SOMETHING (MEANINGFUL)
IN RETURN
TERMS & CONDITIONS APPLY*

AMERICAN IDOL SEASON 8 WINNER!!!

2009-05-21T04:22:00.000-07:00

AND THE WINNER IS..

KRIS ALLEN :)

I doubt that he could win this competition

and reached in top 2 finals with Adam Lambert.

And you know what guys,

This typical , underdog , good-looking , (insert any here)

IS OUR SEASON 8 WINNER :D

All I have got to say to

Those who support Adam Lambert ,

'In YOUR face :P'

but dont worry guys,

he too will make an album in no time :D

As for those who support Kris Allen.

Its worth a watch (2 hours finale :P)

credits to : http://www.flickr.com/photos/35086964@N08/3512428046/

Green Day Album Out Now! (21st century breakdown)

2009-05-20T05:20:00.000-07:00

Hi! Im back to post! I have to introduce to you Green Day latest Album!

This album consist of the following songs

1)Restless Heart Syndrome

2)Horseshoes And Handgrenades

3)The Static Age

4)21 Guns

5)American Eulogy

6)See The Light

7)Song Of The Century

**8)21st Century Breakdown

**9)Know Your Enemy

10)!Viva La Gloria

11)Before The Lobotomy

12)Christian's Inferno

13)Last Night On Earth

14)Eat Jesus Nowhere

15)Peacemaker

16)Last Of The American Girls

17)Murder City

18)!Viva La Gloria?

**must listen!!

I must say that I'm quite impressed on their latest album.

But some of the songs is quite loud as you know I too hate loud music. Its just that

I do not want to spoil my eardrums. :P

Overall ratings
2.5/5

BTW GUYS! (CLICK ON MY NUFFNANG ADS)

American Idol TOP 2! (Disgusting + PICS rotten.com)

2009-05-19T02:50:00.000-07:00

Anyway, TOMMORROW IS AMERICAN IDOL TOP 2 PREFORMANCE! I seriously want Kris Allen to win because it doesnt

really matter that Adam Lambert will win or lose in American Idol. He will be getting a record deal anyway. :P

Nothing interesting happened today. So fucking boring :S

And in that case, Im just have to post some disgusting pictures (that will make you want to throw up) on my blog!

Hope you guys like/hate it! :D

=================DISCLAIMER ADVISE : CONTAINS SOME GRUESOME PICTURES==============

My number -Tegan & Sara (cover) Hope you like this!

2009-05-17T02:14:00.000-07:00

OUR VERSION OF
Tegan & Sara - My Number

We will have our rehearsal tommorow on Monday and to make sure everything

will go smooth we practiced before hand.

We planning to play The Con or My number.

Nevertheless, I hope you guys like it. :D

After the practiced, me , Allie , Tedd went to Meerul's house to watch

MANCHESTER UNITED VS ARSENAL

RESULTS :

MANCHESTER UNITED 0 ARSENAL 0

this leads to....

MANCHESTER UNITED WON THE BARCLAYS' PREMIER! :D

OK WILL UPDATE MORE! AND BTW,

ROCK ON! :D

This post is brought to you by,

(CLICK HERE!) :P

Angels & Demons Movie Premier!(sort of)

2009-05-15T21:27:00.000-07:00

bunch of fags thank you!
waiting for the movie
still waitin..
4 tickets to watch Angels & Demons!

Me , Allie , Tedd and Meerul went to Lot 1 Shopping Mall to watch the Angels &

Demons. The movie is 2 and half hours long!! We did some review here go check it

out!

MOVIE REVIEW (BEFORE WATCHING)

MOVIE REVIEW (AFTER WATCHING)

Thats all folks!

Averagemrme has TWITTER! At last!

2009-05-15T04:56:00.000-07:00

hi guys! I'm back but I wont be posting long though.

I'm just here to tell you guys that i have..

Currently following

224 people

and have

3 followers (wish to have more please xD)

I hope that Twitter is better than Plurk.

Because currently my Plurk has

4 fans

32 friends

60+ karma xP

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I will update more if that fucking someone send me the pictures and videos we

took on the Angels & Demons' movie premier. (sort of :D)

btw, CLICK ON THE NUFFNANG ADS AND DO THE

POLL.

ByeBye! :D

American Idol! (shock elimination!)

2009-05-13T23:52:00.000-07:00

DANNY GOKEY ELIMINATED!

Danny Gokey. He sings the song 'You are so beautiful' almost touch all the

viewers' heart in the world and most viewers expect him to be in the Final Two

with Adam Lambert. Along came Chris Allen, a charming guy who 'wows' the

audience with the song 'Apologize' by OneRepublic. Kris Allen managed to survive

and be in the top 2 with Adam Lambert. I still cant believe that Danny Gokey got

the third placing in American Idol. But I doubt he cant win the American Idol.

His late wife must have been very proud of him even though he got a third in

American Idol Nevertheless, I want Kris Allen to win the American Idol. If he win

this American Idol, I will be very surprised :O

Japanese Kids vs Zombie (FUNNY MUST WATCH)

2009-05-13T01:57:00.000-07:00

Japan. City of all kinds of pranks.

I knew you guys have watch tons of Japanese pranks on Youtube.com

But I bet you guys have not watch this yet.

'Amazingly funny!'

'Real L.O.L video'

'I laugh till tears rolled down my cheeks'

-Averagemrme

Im so going to rome!

2009-05-12T01:47:00.000-07:00

VS

Title says it all!

I am so going there! Its the Champions League Final! After an intensive match from team all over the Europe, It comes down to two team;
Manchester United (Eng) Barcelona (Spa) Both team are quite strong from their manager's skill to their player's skill. And they both have quite talented players.
Its a must watch GAME!
Actually, for me, a MUST WATCH GAME is a both Eng vs Eng team finals. Unfortunately, Barcelona FC defeats Chelsea in their second-leg Semi-final.
They did not 'defeat' Chelsea FC,
But Barcelona manage to equalize it on the last-minute of the clock. So its an away-goal rule and Barcelona qualified to the Final. But as for Manchester United, they won BOTH games with Arsenal.

An Horse : Indie Pop Band

2009-05-11T06:50:00.000-07:00

An Horse is a Indie Pop Band from Australia. I currently listen to their song after I heard the Canadian Pop twins singer Tegan & Sara.

When Tegan & Sara invited them (An Horse) on their tour(United States), people start to like their songs and slowly they became popular.

They released their second album 'rearrange beds' on March 2009

I started to listen to their Single's 'Camp Out' and I find it quite catchy.

So guys start listening to their songs!

ITS DAMN WORTH IT.(i think)

Averagemrme's rating

*3/5

2009-05-10T22:00:00.000-07:00

Mrme once again did a webcam show with his two friends NerdyB & Dawn

I hope this webcam show is the most funniest of all webcam show I have done.

This show have a guest appearance by Allie

Watch it till the very end Thank You

(the webcam & mic I used is a built-in cam in the laptop so you cant hear me properly sorry for the inconvenience caused; Still Funny Tough)

Averagemrme.bs.com

recorded by oovoo.com

individual webcam is used

no editing is done

averagemrme 8-)

New Blogskins

2009-05-09T20:28:00.000-07:00

MRME OFFICIALLY CHANGED HIS BLOGSKIN

I have officially changed my blogskin because of boredom :D I hope this blogskin looks better than before. I doubt it. I want it to be simple. My last blogskin look so dark and emo-ish(which I am not). My blog supposed to be a funny, typical, Singaporean. So hell yeah this blogskin will change people's mindset about my blog.

GEORGIE PEDERSON = MRME

some people had no idea who is Georgie Pederson(which is me). I love to have an English Name. My name is so 'kampong' or people usually like to say 'old school'. E.g of old school name(mostly malay name which I knew) 'farhan','Ali'. Surely it sucks but people dont really care about their name or do they?..

BRENDON & SIERRA<3
mrme would like to congrats them on their 'stead'. :D
CONGRATULATION!
Hope you two last long!

And Im still wondering...
does 2A pupils have lesbians? 8-)

ref.It doesnt pay to be kind, seriously. I promise

2009-05-09T04:25:00.000-07:00

Now im the bad guy here?

im truly sorry to a friend, best friend, brother.

sorry for what i have said.

Its true about what you said about me.

Its true about "It doesnt pay to be kind, seriously"

Im not in anyone side.

But im definately be there to support you.

I am not the bad guy here so are you.

Im really sorry

Lets all forget about the past

and moved on eventually.

You asked me who spammed her

and i said 'you?'

I never even thought that was you. seriously

Maybe i was/am an ass?

Doubt so.

But if i am, then

I am your 'ass'

SRRY BC

Mrme is PRO at WORD CHALLENGE! (facebook)

2009-05-08T01:04:00.001-07:00

Word Challenge

best decribed as impossible words!

This game seem difficult for a goofy teenager like me.

But dont you dare underestimate the power of my fucking english!

Here to proof to you arrogant people!

I gt the highest score for word challenge with 261792 points!

I bet you cant even get more than 2000 points!

Muhahaha(my evil laugh,still working on it though)

If you people want challenge me on wordchallenge

then do add me up at facebook (dikir_barat@hotmail.com)

signing off

Averagemrme

8-)

Mas Selamat arrested in JB Malaysia

2009-05-08T00:10:00.000-07:00

SINGAPORE (AFP) - - The alleged leader of an Islamic militant group accused of plotting to crash an airliner in Singapore has been arrested in Malaysia after more than a year on the run, according to the government.

Singapore's Ministry of Home Affairs said in a statement Mas Selamat bin Kastari had been captured by Malaysian authorities, but gave no other details.

"Mas Selamat has been arrested by the Malaysian Special Branch (MSB) in a joint operation between the MSB and the Internal Security Department," the statement sent to AFP said.

The Straits Times said Kastari was caught on April 1 in the Malaysian state of Johor, which sits just across a causeway from Singapore, and has been held in custody by Malaysian authorities since.

Kastari is said to be the head of the Singapore cell of Jemaah Islamiyah (JI), an underground group linked to Al-Qaeda and blamed for the 2002 Bali bombing and other bloody attacks in Southeast Asia.

Singapore officials have alleged he was part of a plot to hijack an airliner in Bangkok and crash it into Changi airport -- one of Asia's busiest -- in 2001 following the September 11 attacks in the United States.

Now 48, he escaped from his high-security detention centre in Singapore on February 27 last year after squeezing through a toilet window that had no bars and climbing over a fence.

Kastari's escape triggered a massive manhunt, but a flood of tips from the public, some inspired by a bounty of one million Singapore dollars (647,520 US dollars) put up by two local businessmen, turned out to be false alarms.

He had not been formally charged at the time of his escape, and was being held under the Internal Security Act, which allows for detention without trial.

The Straits Times cited "senior intelligence sources" as saying Kastari was arrested on April 1 in Johor.

It is believed he is being held for interrogation by Malaysian authorities under the country's own internal security law, which also allows for detention without trial.

The newspaper said he was thought to have been in Johor since his escape, and that his re-arrest followed a joint operation by Malaysian and Singaporean security agencies.

"He is an extremely skilled and dangerous terrorist and the fact that he has been recaptured improves the security situation in Singapore and the region," said John Harrison, a security analyst at Singapore's Nanyang Technological University (NTU).

"This is irrespective of what he may or may not have been able to accomplish during his escape," he told AFP.

Harrison, manager of research at NTU's International Centre for Political Violence and Terrorism Research, said whatever morale boost the JI gained from the escape has now been erased.

"Secondly, what it does show is that there is a tremendous regional cooperation against JI and that as long as that continues the JI will not be able to successfully re-establish itself as the organisation that it once was."

Harrison praised Singapore and Malaysian authorities for their cooperation and said they had kept the news under wraps to get more intelligence away from the media glare.

Sidney Jones, an analyst with the International Crisis Group, applauded the arrest, but said it was not an ending.

"In some ways the bigger danger will still come from the people at large," she told AFP from Jakarta.

"I think we've got a number of little splinters. I don't think this arrest will change their strategies."

She said "the important thing is (to) keep up the pressure from the law enforcement agencies and try to find these other people."

Rohan Gunaratna, a security analyst at the S. Rajaratnam School of International Studies in Singapore, described Kastari's arrest as a "very significant blow to the JI network because JI is trying to revive."

"Mas Selamat is a key icon of the Jemaah Islamiyah organisation, he is one of the most dangerous terrorists in this region, his arrest is a major setback to the JI organisation," he told broadcaster Channel NewsAsia.

Kastari had fled Singapore in December 2001 following an Internal Security Department operation against Jemaah Islamiyah. He was arrested in Indonesia in 2006 and handed back.

(taken from http://sg.news.yahoo.com/afp/20090508/tap-singapore-attacks-ji-fugitive-06f3cb7.html)

mrme's comment : 1 year in the run and he hide in fucking Johor Bahru, Malaysia?! Why cant he hide further? What a Jackass. -.-

sticky pad on my blog

2009-05-07T00:34:00.000-07:00

Have a chat with Sarah 8-)

2009-05-01T23:09:00.000-07:00

(this is a re-enactment of the conversation. Mrme has no intention to insult somebody in this conversation. There is no actual conversation)

we were talking about rockband and then.....

M&M CREW = Mrme™ says:
*lol
*i know the music from ur blog
*wait
*its flyleaf right?
*im so sick
- S ARAH , says:
*ya o.o
M&M CREW = Mrme™ says:
*i knew that
*lol played it on rockband
*Haha
- S ARAH , says:
*i also got rockabnddddddd,
*WHHAHAAHAHHAHA.
M&M CREW = Mrme™ says:
*lol
*whats ur console?
- S ARAH , says:
*Ps3. o.o
M&M CREW = Mrme™ says:
*Haha
*same
*lol
- S ARAH , says:
*O:
M&M CREW = Mrme™ says:
*but i prefered wii
- S ARAH , says:
*oh o.o
M&M CREW = Mrme™ says:
*lol
*i pro le rockband!
*:D
- S ARAH , says:
*O.O .
M&M CREW = Mrme™ says:
*o.0
*O.O
*T.T
- S ARAH , says:
*O_O .
*-.O
M&M CREW = Mrme™ says:
*()_()
*=.-
*Q.Q
- S ARAH , says:
*U.U
M&M CREW = Mrme™ says:
*C.C
*I.I
- S ARAH , says:
*V.V
M&M CREW = Mrme™ says:
**.*
- S ARAH , says:
*!.!
*'.'
M&M CREW = Mrme™ says:
*@.@
*^.^
- S ARAH , says:
*:7
M&M CREW = Mrme™ says:
*:\
- S ARAH , says:
*:/
M&M CREW = Mrme™ says:
*:x
- S ARAH , says:
*:Z
M&M CREW = Mrme™ says:
*:k
- S ARAH , says:
*:H
M&M CREW = Mrme™ says:
*:E
- S ARAH , says:
*:L
*:F
M&M CREW = Mrme™ says:
*:*
*~.~
- S ARAH , says:
*:#
*:$
M&M CREW = Mrme™ says:
*lol
*wtf we doing?
- S ARAH , says:
*o.o
*idk
*wahahah

end of conversation

Nuffnang present.

2009-05-01T20:28:00.001-07:00

LOL My slogan! :D saw this on denise's blog!

2009-05-01T20:22:00.000-07:00

Pride of the Best Original For Over a Hundred Years.

Generated by the Advertising Slogan Generator. Get more Best Original slogans.

A Letter!

2009-05-01T20:00:00.000-07:00

WEBCAM FUN!

2009-04-27T06:00:00.000-07:00

(notice the ghost behind me)

PLURK IS FUN! SUBSCRIBE NOW!

2009-04-26T04:27:00.000-07:00

for registration visits http://www.plurk.com

2009-04-24T02:10:00.000-07:00

Friday time line :

6.00am : woke up
6.03am : showered
6.32am : change to uinform
6.45am : last minute revision on mother tounge
7.00am : leave house
7.03am : went inide my dad's car as he sending me to school everday
7.05am : listening to class 95 on the radio inside the car
7.08am : still inside the car
7.10am : still...inside the car
7.15am : still! inside the car
7.18am : ......still
7.20am : realised there was traffic jam
7.27am : almost there.
7.28am : shit. traffic light
7.29am : ALMOST!!
7.32am : YEAH! finally reached school
7.33am : waiting for the traffic light to cross the road
7.34am : still waiting.....
7.35am : REACHED!!!
7.36am : late for school fuck!

Mrme is not BIASED!

2009-04-22T04:33:00.000-07:00

TO MR BRENDON CHUA WEI LIANG.
SORRY FOR NOT REPLY YOUR TAG
I DID NOT REPLY YOUR TAG BECAUSE I ALWAYS SAY HI TO YOU IN SCHOOL.
TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU.... I AM GOING TO POST YOUR SO-CALLED HI ON MY BLOG

hi brendon!

Top 13 FML!

2009-04-21T06:53:00.000-07:00

http://www.fmylife.com/member/mrme

Today, I told my girlfriend I was quitting the town baseball team. She said "Great. Now we can get someone with actual talent on the team." I laughed because I thought she was joking. She then replied "What's so funny?" FML

#1183165 (20) - 04/21/2009 at 1:17am by xxbobsan - misc - I agree, your life is f***ed (3138) - you deserved that one (327)

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Today, my husband and I were talking about names for our expectant child. I told him since I named our daughter he could name our son. He's decided on a name from 'God of War'. My son is going to be named after a make-believe cartoon character - Kratos. FML

#1182028 (127) - 04/21/2009 at 12:43am by Anonymous - misc - I agree, your life is f***ed (3949) - you deserved that one (1696)

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Today, I was babysitting, I had put the kids to bed, and I was in the kitchen raiding the fridge when I hear the front door open. There I am in front of the fridge holding a bottle of wine to get to the whipped cream in the back of the fridge. Now my neighbors think I'm an alcoholic. FML

#1180639 (25) - 04/21/2009 at 12:10am by babyshit - health - I agree, your life is f***ed (3001) - you deserved that one (626)

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Today, when I was walking in to the grocery store, a van pulls up and a bunch of guys get out who look really drunk. I jokingly said to the sober-looking man who had driven the van "Sucks you have to be the designated driver!" Turns out the "Drunk" guys were actually mentally challenged. FML

#1178108 (8) - 04/20/2009 at 11:14pm by dummy441 - misc - I agree, your life is f***ed (776) - you deserved that one (3971)

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Today my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML

#1177912 (41) - 04/20/2009 at 11:11pm by whymommywhy - misc - I agree, your life is f***ed (3778) - you deserved that one (1451)

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Today, I was playing and laughing with my new baby boy. He was giggling, and it was adorable. Out of nowhere I say "you're my favorite!". Now I'm sitting here talking to my two other children about how what I said earlier I didn't mean personally. They never want to talk to me again. FML

#1176288 (32) - 04/20/2009 at 10:39pm by Damnlife123 - kids - I agree, your life is f***ed (547) - you deserved that one (6198)

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Today, I was going home with the tomato plant I just bought in my cup holder. The smell of it was filling the car and I love the smell so I picked it up and took a wiff. A few moments later I got pulled over. Apparantly, the cop saw me sniff it and thought I was smelling a marijuana plant. FML

#1175700 (24) - 04/20/2009 at 10:24pm by Anonymous - misc - I agree, your life is f***ed (3533) - you deserved that one (453)

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Today, I bought a $1.09 burrito from taco bell with my debit card, unfortunately my overdraft fee was $25. I spent $26.01 on a burrito. FML

#1171916 (53) - 04/20/2009 at 9:20pm by anon. - money - I agree, your life is f***ed (1801) - you deserved that one (5805)

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Today, I work for the local fire department. I had a long call and I was hot and sweaty. I decided to skinny dip in my pool because it was still dark out. Everything went great untill my flood light went on and my dad ran out with a bat. I got smacked in the side with a baseball bat. FML

#1169437 (15) - 04/20/2009 at 8:41pm by Anonymous - misc - I agree, your life is f***ed (4348) - you deserved that one (496)

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Today, I was in class and felt a sharp pain in my stomach. I began to scream and cry because the pain was horrible, so the teacher called 911. After being rushed to the hospital, I was told that "I had gas cramps and would be fine." My whole class was listening on speakerphone to make sure I was ok. FML

#1167512 (32) - 04/20/2009 at 8:11pm by Tor - misc - I agree, your life is f***ed (4875) - you deserved that one (1009)

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Today, I had a substitute teacher for my dance class. I noticed at one point, he took out a camera. The principle came in, everyone was going crazy, and the teacher was dragged out of the classroom. He was taking videos and pictures of us dancing. Turns out he was a registered sex offender. FML

#1163738 (41) - 04/20/2009 at 7:05pm by seriously - sex - I agree, your life is f***ed (7203) - you deserved that one (179)

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Today, I told my mom that I was taking antidepressants because I hate myself. She said "That's not surprising. You hate everybody. And, you're kind of a bitch." FML

#1154114 (159) - 04/20/2009 at 2:22pm by Anonymous - misc - I agree, your life is f***ed (22348) - you deserved that one (5282)

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Today, I was at the gynocologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML

#1153629 (166) - 04/20/2009 at 1:55pm by Anonymous - health - I agree, your life is f***ed (25566) - you deserved that one (1052)

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this is taken from fmylife.com

Nobody - Wonder Gays!

2009-04-19T05:32:00.000-07:00

The title says it all! ;D

THANK YOU!

2009-04-19T05:23:00.000-07:00

THANK YOU CHARMAINE TEH FOR ADVERTISING MY BLOG AT YOUR BLOG!

DO VISIT HER BLOG SOMETIME. :D www.l-ovebitee.blogspot.com,

Simsonize me!™

2009-04-18T22:36:00.000-07:00

Just got this cool website. Its really cool. It turns your 3D face to a 2D simpsons face! Cool!

FOLLOW A STEP-BY-STEP TUTORIAL.
EASY TO DO.
1)go here www.simpsonizeme.com
2)click 'simpsonizeme'
3)click 'upload photo'
4)set your settings to the way you want it to be
5)click 'simpsonizeme' again
6)then click 'simpsonize' AGAIN -.-
7)TADAA! Your 2D simpson photo! :D

Is Adam Lambert Gay?

2009-04-18T03:23:00.000-07:00

Report has said that Adam Lambert, contestant from American Idol Season 8, is gay? I think I dont give a shit about all this crap. I dont care if he is straight/gay/crazy/transvesite/pimp/etc or whatever bullshit. This is a singing competition right? So judge him by his singing not by his fucking background!

(Any comment about this that you would like to say please write it on my tagboard thank you.)

Wonder Girls - Nobody @ Open Concert 081005

2009-04-17T04:02:00.000-07:00

(AFTER WATCHING THIS DONT FORGET TO WIPE YOUR KEYBOARD GUYS!)

Cool performance by Wonder Girls. Damn those girls are cool! :D

Girl's Best Friend! (Weekly Joke)

2009-04-16T05:07:00.001-07:00

Bill meets Doug shopping at the mall and sees he has a small gift-wrapped box in his hand. "It's my wife's birthday tomorrow." Doug said. "Last week I asked her what she wanted for her birthday."

"And?" Bill asked.

"Well, she said, 'Oh, I don't know, just give me something with diamonds on it'."

"So what did you end up getting her?" asked Bill.

"I bought her a deck of cards!

800th VIEWS! YAY!

2009-04-15T06:41:00.000-07:00

My first fucking video with 800+ views!
Its me and my bro playing Boyce Avenue - Forever (Chris Brown Cover)

What is your favourite Green Tea's brand? VOTE!!!!

2009-04-14T01:38:00.001-07:00

seriously some funny shit!

2009-04-13T06:45:00.000-07:00

(read the small lines first before reading the actual conversation)

Funny conversation with my friend(relating to the toyol's post)

Mr pederson is Mrme! :D

(this is a made-up conversation.there is no actual conversation.this is due to entertainment purposes.those who felt that he or she were getting insulted due to reading this,I DONT GIVE A FUCK!)

*helprobinhood says:

*then blog aku?

Mr Pederson says:

*erm

*ur blog?

*helprobinhood says:

*yeah my blog

*siaper seyy matrempit yng tag

*kao tahu tak?

Mr Pederson says:

*i dont know

*seriously

*helprobinhood says:

*okay

*abeh yang pasal zac

*wad you doing?

Mr Pederson says:

*irrelevan

*-.-

*helprobinhood says:

*please lah eh

*korang kalau dah kalah atau draw, just accept lah

*tak yah maki2

Mr Pederson says:

*we FUCKING ACCEPT !

*helprobinhood says:

*okay chill lah

Mr Pederson says:

*FUCKED IT I DONT WANT TO TALK BOUT IT

*helprobinhood says:

*wadever lah

Mr Pederson says:

*WE NEVER SAY A SHIT BOUT SOCCER

*helprobinhood says:

*ini bdk sore loser

*then ur blog tu aper hal?

*hina2 zac

*kau sasueh ke pe?

Mr Pederson says:

*she started it

*helprobinhood says:

*wad she do sia?

*she never mention names

Mr Pederson says:

*same

*same here

*helprobinhood says:

*yang kao terase asal?

*pls lah nampak sah dah terang kau copy paste her post

Mr Pederson says:

*yang dier terasa pulak apersal?

*helprobinhood says:

*and write toyol kechq

Mr Pederson says:

*ouh

*helprobinhood says:

*eh kao nak tipu siaper?

Mr Pederson says:

*fucked it

*helprobinhood says:

*please lah eh stop it

Mr Pederson says:

*once again

*helprobinhood says:

*jangan dah tipu belet2 kate

Mr Pederson says:

*fucked it.

*helprobinhood says:

*fucked it ur ass lah

*nampak sah korang yng kalah

Mr Pederson says:

*alright

*helprobinhood says:

*then stop bitching about her

*anytime sia aku report

Mr Pederson says:

*we know the fact that we lost

*and she too know the fact that she FUCKING SMALL

*helprobinhood says:

*so wad she small?

Mr Pederson says:

*yeah

*helprobinhood says:

*concerns ur dick meh?

*no right

Mr Pederson says:

*so wad we lose?

*helprobinhood says:

*exactly

*ask urself

Mr Pederson says:

*concerns YOUR FUCKING DICK MEH?

*helprobinhood says:

*you lose buat hal kalah

*jangan nak babit orang lian

**lain

Mr Pederson says:

*yeah i admit we lost

*she doenst admit she small?

*helprobinhood says:

*then kao ckp pasal zac aper hal?

*she admit lah

Mr Pederson says:

*i said zack maidini

*helprobinhood says:

*tapi die tak carik pasal ngan kao

*fuck you lah

Mr Pederson says:

*is her name zack maidini?

*helprobinhood says:

*kao jangan nak mpek

*aku ngah bingit skrng

Mr Pederson says:

*ok

*helprobinhood says:

*one more time kao buat perangai

*kau kena sak

*bukan dari aku

*tapi ader lah orang

Mr Pederson says:

*is that a threat?

*helprobinhood says:

*watch out sak kao

*bukan threat

*warning je

Mr Pederson says:

*oO

*helprobinhood says:

*so i suggest we you cut the crap

**you

*jangan nak step ader bola k

Mr Pederson says:

*erm

*helprobinhood says:

*this kind of situation susah kao nak lepas

*so becareful

Mr Pederson says:

*i'll consider it

*helprobinhood says:

*tak yah consider

*just accept habis cerita

*k arh bye

Mr Pederson says:

*byebye

*helprobinhood says:

*jaga2 arh kao

Mr Pederson says:

*takecare to you too.

Apologies to all who felt insulted or hate me

2009-04-13T05:15:00.000-07:00

sorry everyone.everyone im sorry.im sorry for being an ass.i fucked up today.felt uneasy and regretful.really sorry to that special someone.wasnt intention.i am an ass and you know it right?so lets say......DOTA! :D

(that someone turned out to be farhan ngabdani who currently studying in Bukit Panjang Govt High School. Long live him and his pro DOTA life!)

Fucking Toyol On The Lose!

2009-04-12T06:54:00.001-07:00

(this is a fictional character that had been made up by MrMe™. Those who felt like he or she were indirectly insulted I DONT GIVE A FUCK!)
NEWS FLASH!

TOYOL HEIGHT:1.21 inches
NAME:Zacky Maidini
AGE:Too SMALL to be aged
LAST SEEN: Chua Chu Kang forested area
LAST WORDS:"2dayy's soccer match was a draw ..
bt bdk sec 4 paiseh siak ..
mcm phm jer the score is 2-1 .. wtf ..
klau darh draw tu draw jer ah .. tarq yah naq bnyk bunyi ah ..
mrepek siak ..
darh mmg terang2 teddy saved the ball b4 the line ..
lagik naq ckp bnyk ..
darh draw tu uat cara draw sua larh ..
andai kate korg menang pn ,
overall sec 5s will still be the champion ..
so , jgn naq step besar ah .. hmmm ..

kayy2 .. wateva dgn match hari nie ..
mls naq lyn bdk2 mrepek .. hmmm .."

"2dayy there's a lot of fuggin thing i want blog abt ..especially abt soccer !
haha .. actually yanti told me to post dis ..
first time since the soccer match started .. 2dayy was the first time
tht hakim scored ! haha .. it was a nice one larh .. wth ..
me and yanti shout so loud sia .. heh ..
2dayy's score was 3-1 .. haha .. well , wat cn i sayy ..
cheyy3 .. step siak aku bbl .. haha ..
first to goal was rudy .. which is alrd common ah .. haha ..
second goal was sam ! .. kembang ah dier .. haha ..
its his second time to score .. lol ..
last of coz hakim larh ..
seriously hari nie bdk sec 5s main bola baik siol ..
wif the keeper and defenders .. hehe ..
ohh yarh .. yanti hv finally decided to be hakim's fan again ..
haha .. so no more teddy's fan ..
teddy is damn a fuggin gd keeper ah .. cant deny tht ..
nazzy was oso a gd defender .. hehe ..
2dayy is the best game ever siak ..
aft soccer .. all of us talked the soccer stuffs ..
trying to imagine hw its gonna be like if nazzy nyer members yg lain sumer main jgk ..
fuyoo .. baik kapa .. confirm score nyer 10-0 siak"

Resources taken from http://thepastthat(censored).blogspot.com/

FUCK THIS PERSON!
FUCK HER POST!
FUCK HER!
wait dont fuck her she too small

I served Nuffnang™

2009-04-11T08:24:00.000-07:00

Hey peeps. Just write some fucking short post here. Recently added the nuffnang advertising thingy. I want you(the readers) to click on it! CLICK CLICK CLICK! Fucking click on it please for god's sake!

Btw, today went out to eat dinner at malaysia. My dad suggest we eat seafood there. Who gives a shit. Went there and... SHIT! There were alot of fucking flies! FLIES ANTS BEATLES(not the fucking popular beatles band but the DISGUSTING INSECT) HEY WHOEVER OWNS THE FUCKING SEAFOOD RESTAURANT! HAVE YOU EVER HEARD ABOUT THE GEYLANG'S INDIAN ROJAK?! But I dont give a shit and eat it all up. :s Went home and shit heavily. Fucked! End of Chapter yummy!

Burp!

What the fuck?! There is a cat!? HOLY SHIT!

2009-04-10T22:23:00.000-07:00

Advantages

1. One advantage of Facebook is its membership base. It has the biggest membership base in the world which allows u to connect and hook up with different people from around the world. While Friendster is also a global social networking site, you’ll have more chances meeting a wide variety of people in Facebook than in Friendster.

2. Facebook offers a wide variety of applications in order to meet people such as SuperPoke!, Kidnap, Friends for Sale and Pet Society. You can meet up with people who share the same interests as you and do stuff together using these applications.

3. Facebook takes connectivity to whole new level. It combines emailing and instant messaging perfectly - a system that Friendster has failed to develop. There is even a wall-to-wall commenting system.

4. Facebook offers the best security to users. Profiles remain private and can only be viewed once a person has been approved by a user. While this is also present in Friendster, once a person has your surname or email address, your profile is already vulnerable.

5. Facebook takes credit of expression. Shoutouts in Facebook are a perfect tool in letting people know whats going on with you. Compared to Friendster shoutouts, Facebook shoutouts are easy to view and can be broadcasted to everyone.

Disadvantages

1. Facebook did not invest on an easy photo uploading system. Its photo uploading system require ActiveX control which is not easy to download.

2. Facebook wasn’t keen on letting users design their profile. Users have less control about what their profiles should look like.

3. Facebook wasn’t also keen on blogging. While their is a notepad for users to scribble. Not everyone gets to read it.

4. Facebook doesn’t have forums which would enable users to talk about a wide spectra of topics.

Advantages

1. Friendster is best suited for Filipinos. It has a wide membership base in the Philippines that is why it is popular here in the country. This best used in hooking up with friends inside the country.

2. Friendster allows for freedom of expression when it comes to designing your profile. Layouts are a great tool to make your profile your own. You can easily show your personality and philosophy with a great profile.

3. Friendster has its own brand of connectivity via the bulletin board and its blogs. Expression has been given a lot of space thru these media.

4. Commenting in Friendster has been given special status via the use of widgets. Glitter text and slide animation makes commenting extraordinary.

5. Groupings in Friendster are also extra special. Groups can make a world of their own with their own photos and profile.

Disadvantages

1. Applications via Friendster are a bummer. They are not interactive and doubly fun. They are meant for personal use and not for interconnectivity.

2. Chatting is not an option via Friendster. No venue for talking in real time.

3. Since Friendster is more available locally than internationally, there is less chance in creating a larger network of friends.

4. Status expression is less vocal in Friendster, although there are other alternatives.

5. You cannot do a variety of task via Friendster at the same time. In Facebook, you can chat while reading your messages and operating applications.

resources taken from http://breaking-usin2.blog.friendster.com/2008/10/facebook-vs-friendster/

So which one is the best social networking sites in the world? I pick FACEBOOK. You DECIDE!

Uniqlo???

2009-04-10T08:06:00.000-07:00

Have you heard a store called uniqlo? I doubt you all have heard it somewhere;on the fuckin news?? Its a Japan's number 1 casual wear brand and its already opened here in Singapore! I dont really fucking care but I must tell you guys that the shop is fucking popular! People willing to que up for this shit. I mean LITERALLY! Today went to Tampines one(new mall opened near Tampines shopping centre) and saw the uniqlo new and only(only one in singapore yet) outlet. There was a huge que!(because they dont want the customers to all went inside and fucking cramped inside there)Very huge, it reaches the lift lobby(near the toilet where people piss or shit). I was like WTF? I knew I must took a photo of this and post it on my blog but UNFORTUNATELY my handphone batt was fucking low. UNIQLO sell some casual shirts and bags(you could found it anywhere;seiyu,metro)I could not believe that people actually que for something that made in Japan?? I did not see a long que from Sony Style nor Best Denki? I seriously dont fuckin get it. Anyway, head to Tampines 1(new shopping mall) as there are new outlets that have been already open! Do not shop at night as you will get fucking cramped as there were alot of fuckin people like you who want to fuckin shop at fucking tampines 1 mall. Thats all for today! End of chapter!

Wii at Cineleisure

2009-04-09T23:54:00.000-07:00

Fuckin Wii is fuckin ausome! Played this at cineleisure. We were kinda bored and we played this at reasonable price(sort of). Come down to Cineleisure at level 4 or 5(forgot which floor :S) AND come with friends because you dont want to play this by your fucking self!

E-learning day

2009-04-08T22:11:00.001-07:00

Wednesday. Purposely woke up late because I fuckin knew that it was elearning day. I felt pissed off that I had to use a fuckin laptop and my bro got to use the deskstop. I think e-learning day is just an excuse for teacher to have extra breaks than us. Fucked it. Did my work and played a few dota matches. Win or lose I dont really fuckin care. There was like 14 tasks were given by my teachers. Thanks alot(fuckin sarcasm). I dont know whether 14 tasks were few to others but to me its like fucking alot! 14 inches dick is FUCKIN huge. Seriously. Although I managed to do some but there are still alot that I have not done it yet. Fuck elearning day. I would like to thank Farhan for giving me all the crappy answers for Mother Tounge(another fucking sarcasm). We were supposed to have a break for 30 mins but i took the whole hour because I dont really fuckin care. Teachers won't know right? I mean...right? Damn it. That it for today. Maybe posting again later. End of chapter. (ps, I did not waste my e-learning period on this.) Fucking cunt.

2009-04-08T03:34:00.001-07:00

Tegan & Sara - The Con

Not fucking tuesday...

2009-04-07T07:12:00.001-07:00

Tuesday. fucked. PHYSICAL EDUCATION. Even though I never liked Mr Tan's PE lesson I still looking foward on it. Changed to my PE kit and went on with his lessons. I cant stand the fact that he forms us a group during PE lessons and we must go through it untill we fucking sec 5 or something? Its just plain silly. PE to me is playing soccer, soccer and more fucking soccer then playing other sports(etc. basketball , voleyball). Run 2 rounds today and felt like I was fucking drowning. And yes we played soccer but it hits me that his lesson was so fucking boring. I dont know why. Just couldnt stand the fucking boredom during his PE lesson. By the way, while I was having my PE lesson, there was one fag who got really pissed off with one of the teachers in the school and he took off his shirt and threw it on the fucking ground. He then walked, swinging his fucking arms side to side. I had no idea why he swings his arms side to side. Maybe he is a complete retard? I doubt it. He then took his shirt that he just threw it on the ground. I mean what the fuck is he doing? I doubt he showing off his fucking so called 'gangster' behaviour but it was so fucking embarassing. I really cant fucking stands it. Fuck him! Fuck his swinging arms! Fuck his shirt! Fuck his fats which appears all over his fucking body! SHEESH! After that went to class for chemistry lesson. My chem teacher could not make it to school as....erm..as she had fucking something going on? I dont know why today felt so boring. Maybe I am a boring person? Fucking hell no! I'm not fucking boring. My POA teacher also could not make it to school either. I know the reason why and truly understands it. Ended school at around 4.00 pm because we had our English timed practice. Went home and wrote this fucking post. End of chapter. (ps, hate Tuesdays too as it comes after mondays)

Monday monday monday

2009-04-06T05:51:00.001-07:00

Woke up as usual at around 6.00am in the fucking morning. Really pissed off at my bro as I got to wake up first and he dont. Saw him sleeping fucking soundly. Wonderin was he dreaming about fucking rainbows and fucking butterflies. What if I pour water all over his fucking face, will he get really pissed off or will he sleep soundly? Dont really fucking care. Took a quick shower because the fucking light in the toilet wont fucking work. Woke my brother up and he quickly took a fast shower too. Fucked it. Went to school. School = Friends = Fun = Lean new stuff = TYPICAL BULLSHIT. Nothing fucking interesting happened in school.(E.g School catches fire, principal declares no exam , girls(hot) came to me asking for my number or any other shit that make a fucking average male teenager would want to go to school) First period was Emath. Had great lesson with Mrs Chiew. Then Social Studies.Had great lesson too. Wonderin why my SS teacher likes to wear a dress(quite nice too) too school. Does any teacher came up to her and compliment her on her dress? I dont fucking think so. Had assembly too. Our school hired some guy to talk about drugs. Not fucking interested but I'm quite impressive on the videos that the guy showed us.(Note to self)Drugs = RUINED YOUR LIFE. After assembly was the greatest so called 'lesson' of my life. RECESS. Fuck yeah. Not in the mood to eat so just had some toast and a pink dolphin. Why do they even called the drink 'pink dolphin'. Maybe, just maybe, they use the dolphins'(mainly pink ones) urine and make it as a drink. Taste nice though. Fucked it. Went to play soccer and hoping we would win. We fucking lose. Its okay, I dont fucking care. Then had mother tounge lesson. I really appreciate how my mt teacher really put effort in her work by giving us alot of practice but I'm just really sucks at it. After the lesson, I went to my class to take my POA timed practice's paper and do it. Unfortunately, my teacher could not make it to school as she got something going on. Truly understands that. Went home after that. Fuckity fuck FUCK! End of chapter. (Ps, hate mondays)

The Rocker

2009-04-05T04:32:00.000-07:00

Came back from religious class. (Big sigh) Went home watched the movie 'The Rocker' starring Rainn Wilson, Christina Applegate. Funny shit. The movie was quite good as its fucking funny. I give a fucking three out of five as there some few lame scenes.

Its about The Rocker tells the story of a fucking failed drummer who is fucking given a second chance at fame. Robert Fish Fishman is the extremely fuckin dedicated and astoundingly passionate drummer for the eighties hair band Vesuvius, who is living the rock n' roll fucking dream until he is fuckin unceremoniously kicked out of the fucking band. Twenty fucking years after his rock star fantasies are destroyed, just when Fish has finally given up all hope, he hears that his nephew's high school rock band A.D.D. is looking for a new drummer. They fucking reluctantly make him the newest member of the band, giving him a fucking chance to reclaim the rock God throne he's always thought he deserved, and taking the young band along for the ride of their fucking lives. Dickshit -.- (Fucking review of the movie)

Chapter 2 sort of..

2009-04-04T23:07:00.001-07:00

Raining. Better than yesterday when the fucking sun scortching onto my fuckin skin. Woke up and noticed my dry bed sheet. Fucking ausome. Took a shower and ate my fucking breakfast or is it a lunch? Fucked it. I was really pissed off with Newcastle United loss against Chelsea FC. Alan Shearer first match as manager and its fucking ruined by fucking Chelsea FC. Hope Newcastle wont relegate easily as they still have seven matches to play. CAN YOU GUYS FUCKING PLAY SOCCER PROPERLY??? Haiz. Despite the lost i managed to have a good sleep. SHIT. Its still 2.00 p.m and nothing fucking interesting happened yet today. Try to write often and update more in my blog. I wish something interesting happened in my life like i found a million dollars at the garbage dispenser or like Steven Spielberg fucking offer me a job in Hollywood? Something like that will make me fucking happy! Seriously, whats the odds of having your fucking dream comes true? 1:10000? Fucked yeah. T.T Anyway, will write more later. Somebody just fucking ask me to buy fucking something at fucking mama shop. Fucking sian. -.-

saturday fun??

2009-04-04T06:46:00.000-07:00

was sleeping and dreaming bout something that make me fucking horny until SOMEBODY fucking woke me up. haiz. Its was my father. He told me to get myself ready for breakfast. We ate our breakfast outside like almost every fucking saturday. Saturday = breakfast outside = window shopping = fucking leg cramp = getting pissed = no dota for like fucking four hours! Nevermind that. Took a shower and went straight to IMM and have our breakfast there. We went to 'BANQUET' for our morning breakfast. When I first stepped inside the so called fucking 'BANQUET', I know its fucking wrong. Its SMALLER.. I dont know if they were having renovation or something but its really pissed me off. Seriously, it means less food choice and FUCKING LESS FOOD CHOICE! Wasnt in a mood to eat actually so I bought myself a HOKIEN MEE. I dont know why its called a HOKKIEN MEE. Maybe because the first person to made that kind of fuckin dish is a Hokkien? I dont know whether there is a Hokkien person? I thought its a fucking language? Nvm, Its taste nice though despite of the weird dish's name. Went to Peninsula to buy a guitar string which my bro accidently snapped it for like FIVE FUCKING TIMES! The weather was like so fuckin hot and I was like perspiring ALOT! SHIT. Went to Kampong GLAM because my mum wanted to buy her groceries there and I was like 'what the hell is NTUC for near our fucking house?' haiz. Went there and bought quite alot. Its quite impressive how women could manage to shop despite the weather and the crowded people. So fucking cool! Then went straight home. I quickly turned on the computer to play DOTA which really makes me even pissed! I lost the game. All I heard from playing the game was 'OWNING' 'THE SETINAL IS OWNING' 'DOUBLE KILLS' FUCK!!!!! Turned off the com and watched some cartoons. Like that gonna help. Watched some lame cartoons then changed the channel to STARWORLD and watched American Idol (again) I cant imagined how the judges was able to sit for that long (except for Paula because she kept fucking dancing to the tune). Maybe theres a fucking ass heater to make the judges' ass comfortable? Haiz. Does fucking ass heater makes butt more comfortable? Its kinda weird that a warm ass makes people comfortable. Its felt like theres a warm shit in their underpants does it? NVM. Turned off the tv and went straight to have short nap and hoping that the dream bout making me horny will repeat again. FUCKING END OF CHAPTER

2009-04-04T06:42:00.000-07:00

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